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10:55 p.m. - 2005-03-12
Perverse/Hilarious moment of the day:
Setting: Warehouse of BBY
Cast: Mary the Administration Ass, and Brian the Home Theater Man
Mary is busy filling balloons with helium to prepare for Saturday madness. Brian is putting some carts away.
ACTION!
Mary: Hello Brian.
Brian:(walking over) Hey sugar whats happenin?
Mary: Making the balloon arch for the front lanes.
Brian: That's cool.
Mary: (walking towards the door) Oh yes, the joys of Saturday in retail.
Brian: Later kiddo
As Mary walks through the door, one balloon gets caught in the entrance and pops...
Mary: SHIT! Now it's all...whacked!
Brian: Need another one?
Mary: That would be AMAZING.
Brian heads to the helium tank and grabs a balloon. He puts it over the nozzle, lets a little bit of air into it so it's about the size of a softball...
Brian: See that?
Mary: Yes, Brian, it's a balloon.
Brian: No no, that's like the size of one of my balls.
Mary nearly lets go of the balloon arch in utter disgust and dismay
Yes, my life is messed up.